![]() ![]() ![]() 3/10.Venom: Let There Be Carnage, set for theatrical release in October 2020 but delayed due to the COVID-19 pandemic, is now scheduled for release on Friday, September 24, 2021. Heck, even a bar of chocolate would be more fulfilling. ![]() In the end, it will leave you feeling like Venom himself: hungry for something with a brain. It isn't fun, but it isn't boring it isn't competent, but it isn't offensive it isn't anything, but it isn't. I'm aware that I haven't even begun to delve into its cavalcade of issues, but I just can't bring myself to do so. It's awful, but I can't bring myself to get worked up about it. It goes in one ear and straight out of the other. A bad movie is better than a boring one, I suppose, but a movie that leaves you feeling nothing, not even annoyance, is surely the bottom of the barrel. Perhaps it's because the flick is genuinely less boring than many movies deserving of a similar, or even marginally better, rating, but also genuinely worse than most of those same movies. Perhaps it's because it leaves you feeling totally apathetic, unequipped to even think about its events, never mind its shortcomings. Perhaps that's because reflecting on it is like trying to remember a bad dream by the time you try to articulate it, it has already slipped from your mind. As I said, it's difficult to properly review. If you asked me to recount its plot beat for beat, even while the credits are still rolling, I'd seriously struggle to come up with a coherent answer. It's totally empty, a meal comprised of zero calories. Having said that, it's actually difficult to properly review, because it's just. ![]() Frankly, it's almost unfathomable how a team as talented as this can turn out something so amateurish. That's pretty much the only praise I can send its way. Reviewed by Pjtaylor-96-138044 3 / 10 Not even a turd in the wind it's just nothing.Īt least 'Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021)' is brief. ![]()
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